Sleeper.

There's this weird thing that happens when you fall asleep with your tv on; innately you wake up to the most random thing. For instance this morning, my eyes blinked open with streams of sunlight peaking through my window shades, I breathed in deeply, looked to my left, and there was a young Kiefer Sutherland with a mustache staring back at me. As Lou Diamond Phillips, who they kept referring to as "The Indian," appeared on screen I though to myself "I really need to remember to set the sleeper before I go to bed."

This is just not okay to wake up to.