Soon to be banned from public schools.

Just when schools were starting to crack down on the guns and knives brought in, a new weapon has arrived...

This is an excerpt from an email my friend Jon sent me today:

"...I sliced my thumb open on a piece of waxy cheese and had to go to the ER I was bleeding so much. I had x rays and stitches and now I'm in a thumb splint. Such a dork. Who severely cuts themselves on imported aged Gouda, but me?..."

Beware of cheese...high cholesterol is not the only danger.