Customer Service.

I laugh a little too loud, but in all honesty your joke wasn't funny. I am not terribly amused by you because you are not terribly amusing. It is not my esteemed pleasure to give you directions, and I am not looking forward to speaking to you as you stare incessantly at me while I help the other important person on the phone. I am sorry that the temperature in your room is not to your liking, but seeing as how my degree is in advertising and not air conditioner repair, you'll just have to wait for the maintenance guy to fix it and I'll thank you to not speak to me like that again.